Some mornings, you wake up ready to conquer the day. Other mornings, you need a full-on spiritual confrontation just to put on pants. For those days (and every day in between), there’s the "Not today, Satan." 11oz Ceramic Mug.
This isn't just a mug; it’s a vessel of defiance. It holds the exact amount of courage (coffee) you need to ward off early morning negativity, unnecessary drama, or that one coworker who starts meetings with "A quick synergy session." Let the bold, simple message speak for you, setting a firm, hilarious boundary before anyone even attempts to cross it.
The Details (Because even the forces of darkness respect specs):
Capacity:11 ounces—the perfect dose of holy water (or dark roast) to keep your focus sharp.
Material: Durable, brilliant ceramic—a pristine surface for proclaiming your refusal to deal with anything.
Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Designed to handle heat and relentless use, just like you.
The Motto: "Not today, Satan." (A complete and concise life philosophy.)
Care instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
