Tired of politely easing into your morning? Skip the pleasantries and let your mug do the talking. Introducing the "I Run On Coffee And Sarcasm" 11oz Ceramic Mug—the official vessel for people who require two things to function: an unsustainable amount of caffeine and a deeply sarcastic worldview.
This isn't just a coffee cup; it's a declaration of your coping mechanism. The crisp design is printed on a sturdy, brilliant white 11oz ceramic body, which is the perfect size for your first and second (okay, maybe third) essential pour. It’s tough enough to survive the dishwasher, which is more than we can say for your patience before that first sip.
Product Features (Because details matter, unfortunately):
Capacity: A generous 11 ounces—enough to jumpstart your engine without making you visibly shake.
Material: High-quality ceramic—perfect for hot liquids and dramatically setting down after delivering a solid one-liner.
Durability:Dishwasher and microwave safe because you have zero time for hand-washing or waiting for the kettle.
Motto: "I Run On Coffee And Sarcasm. Mostly Sarcasm." (Your personality, summarized.)
Care instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
