The Official Mug of Highly Ambitious, Poorly Funded Ideas.
Let’s be honest: your dreams are huge, your to-do list is a nightmare, and your energy level is entirely conditional. This mug is your honest manifesto. The "Powered by Caffeine and Slightly Unrealistic Goals" mug is for the visionary who knows deep down they probably can't achieve world domination before lunch, but dammit, they're going to try.
This 11oz ceramic powerhouse is the only reliable partner you need. It handles the caffeine delivery, so you can focus on the "slightly unrealistic goals" part. It’s a stylish piece of self-awareness that looks great on your desk, reminding you that ambition is best served hot and with a large dose of Java.
Features:
11oz Capacity: Just the right amount of high-octane fuel to keep the dream alive.
Durable Ceramic: Won't crumble under the weight of your expectations.
Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because you're focused on the impossible, not on washing dishes.
Care instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
